I'm a TRANSformer...

bogleech:

capitalismkillz:

poppyseed-dogthing:

matrixonvhsanddvd:

I need to see a bitches arm vein while she chokes me, I need a death grip on my throat

He would not fucking say that

Not in public but trust me I’ve known him since I was practically a child

(via bestfunny)

lesbianredpanda:

exitwound:

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

I’m giving it all she’s got boss

(via renissance-them)

huffylemon:

i love that they put the little yellow things in eggs so that you can keep track of how many eggs you’ve cracked into a bowl

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enchantedbook:

‘Jubilee Procession in a Cornish Village’ by George Sherwood Hunter

(via marzipanandminutiae)

sabakos:

magrittr:

Brutalism is when there’s concrete. The more conk they crete, the more brutalismer it is.

(via darksapphademia)

huffylemon:

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toastbutteregg:

THIS IS ME

roguemonsterfucker:

roguemonsterfucker:

A lot of apps are using AI to make art for their ads. This is the worst one I’ve seen so far.

Here’s an ad for a horse game I’ve played.

Looks fine at a glance. But…

There’s something wrong with those horses.

And it probably goes without saying that this picture isn’t at all representative of the game.

(via gobbochune)

huffylemon:

gitrog:

huffylemon:

omg-ikr:

huffylemon:

do cats not have taste buds? How do they lick their buttholes like that?

They have a few hundred, compared to our few thousand, so there are a lot of tastes that are either completely neutral or very muted. Sweet things, for example, have long been thought to have no taste at all to cats.

i know those nasty buttholes aint sweet

You had another option you know

discarding posts is twitter behavior

(via huffylemon)

liberalsarecool:

Shorter conservatives: me, me, me.

oneheadtoanother:

(via ragingbullmode)